red

red, it's the colour. why? WHY!??!

-well... cuz it is. don't get mad.

AAAH! i WILL get mad! and there's nothing you can DO about it.

-oh, well i don't really WANT to DO something about it. i just think it's bad for you.

you, you actually CARE about ME??

-i don't know you, but ya i guess...

wow. that's great! noone ever cared about me before. i grew up in a fridge box on the side of a cliff.

-WOW! a fridge box! i LOVE those.

what about the CLIFF?? i say cliff and you care about a BOX?

-the cliff seemed kinda exagerated

YOU THINK I LIED!??!

-i don't know, maybe.

I LIVED ON A CLIFF!!

-whoa, dude. calm.

DON'T TELL ME TO CALM!! AAAARRGH!!

-...i don't think i like you.

I DON'T LIKE BOXES AND CLIFFS!!!