Tasty Lips

i'm crying. why am i crying?? i HATE crying.

well, i suppose it has a lot to do with the fact that i don't have a bottom lip. i think, of both lips, it's the most important one. the top lip is lucky, it can hide in the shade of the nose. you can even grow a partial moustache... depending on how much of the top lip you have left.

but the bottom lip! if you lose that you're screwed! and i'm screwed! what am i going to do. i can't even eat soup! i LOVE soup!!

look at me! no, don't. maybe i can pass it off as a chin deformity. no. no one would believe that. you can see the teeth marks! well, at least when my friends go, "!!WHERE'D YOU'RE BOTTOM LIP GO!?", i can say, "it's in my stomach!"